Here's a quick list of some of the many things Nancy has done over the course of the show.
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<br />    Decided to sell pot
<br />    Tripped a child
<br />    Sold drugs at her son's soccer game
<br />    Blackmailed a high-school drug dealer
<br />    Resisted her frenemy/neighbor Celia's sexual advances
<br />    Pawned her engagement ring
<br />    Was fired on in a drive-by shooting (escaped unscathed)
<br />    Did basically nothing after her 9-year-old made faux-terrorist videos
<br />    Entangled herself in her brother-in-law Andy's sex life
<br />    Had unprotected sex with a rival drug dealer on the hood of his car
<br />    Rebuffed that drug dealer's more romantic overtures
<br />    Used her feminine wiles to get out of trouble
<br />    Opened a bakery as a front
<br />    Passive-aggressively put a hit out on the guard who stole from her front-bakery
<br />    Met and fell for Peter, who turned out to be a DEA agent
<br />    Orchestrated an insurance-fraud scheme to burn down her front-bakery, which funded a new marijuana-growing collective
<br />    Sort of helped Andy apply for rabbinical school
<br />    Secretly eloped with Peter the DEA agent (after like, three dates) to prevent him from ever testifying against her
<br />    Bought a grow house
<br />    Used fake Canadian identification for a woman named "Lacy LaPlante"
<br />    Leveraged her secret marriage with Peter to have him take down another rival drug lord
<br />    Bought Silas a car to comfort him after his girlfriend's abortion
<br />    Had seemingly no reaction to a dog biting off most of Andy's toes
<br />    Started selling MILF weed, so named by Snoop Dogg himself
<br />    Used information gleaned from Peter to help some of her drug-trafficking pals
<br />    Schemed with Conrad to ditch Peter
<br />    Discovered Peter had wire-tapped her
<br />    Smooched Conrad
<br />    Used her feminine wiles to get out of trouble
<br />    Refused to let Silas in on the drug-dealing action
<br />    Used an axe to chop down Silas's door
<br />    Found herself being held at gunpoint by a variety of drug traffickers after Silas stole her stash
<br />    Fired Lupita after years of diligent service
<br />    Let Silas in on the drug-dealing action
<br />    Used her feminine wiles to get out of trouble
<br />    Became a drug mule for U-Turn
<br />    Did a "brick dance" for Guillermo, which was basically just using her feminine wiles to get out of trouble
<br />    Tried to evade DEA questioning about Peter's death
<br />    Used her feminine wiles to get a job working for the town planner
<br />    Was fired on in another drive-by shooting (unscathed, again, though this time her comrade Marvin was hit)
<br />    Incited Marvin to jealousy, so much so that Marvin killed U-Turn
<br />    Slept with the town planner
<br />    Befriended Peter's ex-wife
<br />    Gave Peter's ex-wife his insurance settlement in a faux-penance for, you know, getting him killed
<br />    Got blackmailed by a private investigator working for Peter's ex-wife
<br />    Threatened to murder Celia, and actually held a knife to her throat
<br />    Got a U-Turn tattoo
<br />    Moved her grow-house to Celia's house
<br />    Smooched Conrad
<br />    Convinced Guillermo to start a wildfire
<br />    Burned her own house down
<br />    Moved to Ren Mar, which borders Tijuana
<br />    Smuggled prescription drugs back and forth across the border
<br />    Was attacked by birds
<br />    Continued working for Guillermo as a mule
<br />    Smothered her grandmother-in-law with a pillow, by request
<br />    Made out with Andy in the Mexican desert (as part of a cover story, but … come on)
<br />    Ditched Andy in the Mexican desert
<br />    Convinced Guillermo not to kill Celia
<br />    Opened a maternity store at Guillermo's behest
<br />    Employed Celia at said maternity store
<br />    Discovered a tunnel that connected her store to Mexico, which Guillermo et al used for drug and human trafficking
<br />    Met Esteban, politician and drug kingpin
<br />    Got spanked by Esteban
<br />    Met the lion Esteban kept in his home
<br />    Started dating Esteban in earnest
<br />    Took ayahuasca with Esteban
<br />    Narced on Guillermo and Esteban
<br />    Admitted to Esteban that she was pregnant with his child
<br />    Shipped Shane off to live with her lunatic sister Jill
<br />    Burned through several bodyguards Esteban assigned to her
<br />    Used her feminine wiles to get out of trouble
<br />    Refused to pay any kind of ransom to get Celia back
<br />    Moved to Mexico to live with Esteban
<br />    Tricked Andy into helping her deliver her child in the United States
<br />    Listed Andy on baby Stevie's birth certificate
<br />    Survived being shot at by one of Pilar's assassins
<br />    Shot Cesar
<br />    Married Esteban
<br />    Put a hit out on Pilar
<br />    Got Guillermo moved to a Mexican jail
<br />    Got Esteban sent to prison
<br />    Benefited from Shane murdering Pilar
<br />    Fled Mexico, on account of Shane murdering Pilar
<br />    Rescued her OB-GYN from a hostage scenario
<br />    Did not acknowledge absence of Celia
<br />    Moved to Seattle
<br />    Changed her identity and the identities of the rest of the Botwin clan
<br />    Crossed a picket line to work in a hotel
<br />    Started selling pot from the hotel
<br />    Tried to dissolve the romantic tension between her and Andy
<br />    Got entangled with more rival drug dealers
<br />    Moved to Montana
<br />    Bought an RV
<br />    Decided to live off the grid under the assumed identities
<br />    Moved to Michigan
<br />    Manipulated a former teacher she once had an affair with
<br />    Did not notice that Silas discovered Judah was not his biological father
<br />    Helped Andy "reinvent" quaaludes
<br />    Submitted to a long interview with a journalist, detailing her ridiculous life
<br />    Got kidnapped by Guillermo and Esteban
<br />    Again out-smarted Guillermo and Esteban, ensuring they both went back to prison
<br />    Confessed to murdering Pilar
<br />    Went to prison for three years
<br />    Became involved in a prison romance
<br />    Received a Russian prison tattoo
<br />    Moved to halfway house in New York
<br />    Used her feminine wiles to get out of trouble
<br />    Convinced the far-flung Botwins to move to New York with her
<br />    Started dealing drugs again, thanks to a hook-up from her prison-girlfriend's brother
<br />    Became briefly infamous thanks to her signature U-Turn tattoo
<br />    Let Silas in on the drug-dealing action, again
<br />    Traded weapons for drugs
<br />    Took her lunatic sister Jill to court to regain custody of Stevie
<br />    Returned to Agrestic to beg Heylia for a drug supply
<br />    Gave Silas to Heylia as an indentured servant in exchange for more MILF weed
<br />    Became an informant for the SEC
<br />    Renegged on informing for the SEC
<br />    Re-upped with the SEC
<br />    Bargained to get Shane out of jail
<br />    Went head-to-head with Silas when he started a rival drug operation
<br />    Continued legal action against Jill
<br />    Joined forces with Jill
<br />    Moved to Connecticut
<br />    Let Jill and Jill's twin daughters move in
<br />    Made up with Silas
<br />    Was shot in the head
<br />    Survived being shot in the head
<br />    Helped her shooter, who turned out to be Peter's son, avoid prosecution
<br />    Started dealing pot again
<br />    Started working for a medical marijuana facility
<br />    Let Silas in on the legal drug-dealing action
<br />    Started working for a marketing company
<br />    Met and started dating a rabbi
<br />    Developed a con-game with Jill, to scam the marketing company
<br />    Went back to dealing pot with Silas
<br />    Moved back to California
<br />    Got back into business with Conrad
<br />    Got back into business with Guillermo
<br />    Had sex with Andy on the spot where Judah died
<br />    TIMEJUMP
<br />    Opened a chain of legal dispensaries, married the rabbi, lived in Connecticut, was widowed for a fourth time after the rabbi crashed his car
<br />    Threw Stevie a bar mitzvah party
<br />    Begged Andy to let her move in with him
<br />    Smoked a joint
<br />    Was still sad
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<br />We obviously left "drank iced coffee" off the list.